In the simplest terms: it has to be good. Of course, it's not as simple as that...
It’s as exciting as a car ride with your brake-for-every-speed-bump grandmother, and about as spicy as milk.
Ernst Lubitsch’s The Shop Around the Corner is an irresistible classic that’ll make you forget you’re sat watching it in your pyjamas eating out of a jar of Nutella with a teaspoon. Don’t pretend you’re not, I know my demographic.
The Last Jedi is a controversial but nonetheless important change-of-pace for the Star Wars franchise.
Pixels might be the most infuriating, misogynistic, vapid, and tasteless piece-of-sh*t film I’ve seen this year.