Q: What is Movie Heaven?
A: A glorious kingdom, where only the truly good may visit. Cinemas screen only good film, and no one uses their phone during screenings. Paradise.
Q: What is Movie Hell?
A: The most abhorrent place imaginable. Every moment is like the first time you watched the Star Wars prequels – painful, upsetting, and soul-destroying.
Q: Okay but what do they actually mean?
A: We unpack the specifics here.
Q: Who are the Judges?
A: We are the ones who decide whether films end up in Movie Heaven, Movie Hell, or Movie Limbo. In other words, we write the reviews. See us all at the bottom of this page. Hi!
Q: Who are the Jurors?
A: You. Well, more specifically those of you who can be bothered to comment, like, and subscribe. It’s your job to keep us in check – critique our critique.
Q: Is it true Tommy Wiseau is an evil spirit from Movie Hell?
A: A common misconception. Tommy Wiseau is actually a gift from Movie Heaven. Praise be unto him.
Q: I’ve always wondered… Is there genuinely life after death?